How the fuck do you get paid to write such shite?

Not having lived in the UK for the past few years I don't know who a lot of the 'celebrities' are these days, and when I read shite like this, I'm glad. Russell Brand, you are an unqualified bawbag. A two thousand odd word article, allegedly about meeting Keith Richards (the details of which are covered in all of 200 or 300 words) , full of self-indulgent, navel-gazing, "I used to be a junkie, now I'm so famous I can demand to stay in the Hilton" shite masquerading as edgy journalism. Whoever comissioned this should be sent to Dundee with an iPod stuck on repeat and filled only with James Blunt, Westlife, and the Crazy Frog. Post a comment on the Observer blog and see if you can stop this kind of pish from ever raining down upon us again.